Today during the lunch hour somebody practiced the following steps of creepy on me. I found them quite effectively creepy.
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1. Sit on your motorcycle in the shade watching passersby.
2. When a passerby catches your eye wait till they pass you, then drive ahead to the next tree and again sit in the shade.
3. When the passerby again comes even with you, strike up a conversation. Throughout the conversation do your best to emit a too-friendly vibe. At the end of the conversation offer the passerby a ride on the back of your motorcycle.
4. If the passerby turns down your offer of a ride, do not despair; opportunities for further creepiness lie just ahead.
5. Having been turned down, follow the passerby to their destination.
6. If the passerby goes into a restroom, follow them.
7. If there is a wall with 8 empty urinals, choose the urinal next to the passerby.
8. When the passerby finishes, follow them to the sink; again ignore any empty sinks, choosing only the one right next to the passerby.
9. With any luck, at this point the passerby will be so creeped out that they will flee the scene.
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